A poem by.. Archbishop Brian

studying room

The poet on the bishop

Bling again

Lo, it has been darkish occasions in Quindom.
The Pink Empress labored the magic of awakening her
And so they unleashed the military of the night time.
Her villainous necromancy summoned a legion of zombies
Via the price of undead funds.
In that 12 months, many wizards and elves are unusual and wondrous
Streets of nationwide significance have been lower off.
The Leo of Molloy wizard, who stabbed himself within the eyes
with a magic wand
Wizard / Baron / Air Commodore Luxon who was digging a large gap
All the way in which to the promised land.
And the charms of bushes and lichens, shoraxes,
Who was operating by the expanses of the woods
A swarm of inexperienced unicorns is chasing her.
However none of those protesters
Can summon superpowers
Of the mighty, Brian.
He was identified by many names within the nation:
Authentic Gangsta, Elvis Tokoroa, Revenue.
His trials have been many.
There was an expertise from the Auckland area,
Then there was the trial of the freeway protest,
And lo, reckless driving trial
Late-style all-wheel drive wagon with heated seats;
As a result of it’s written within the ebook, Holy Rear
It ought to keep heat by the tip occasions.
However Lord Brian didn’t heed the legal guidelines of Rome,
As a result of it’s a legislation for himself.
So Brian climbed to the highest of the mountain
He provides a sermon to his flock.
Behold, he says: The Nice Devil
They may full you with freedom masks.
Herd groaned in terror.
Behold, he says: The Nice Devil
It is going to present free public well being care.
His flock grunted and cried in despair.
Behold, the good Devil says,
It is going to disconnect my moveable EFTPOS terminals.
His flock trembled in silence at this doom.
However as they ready for the march
Within the bazaars and tents of Newmarket,
An incredible voice was heard from the boys.
On the horizon got here an excellent host
From each nook of the Quindom.
There was a pink and inexperienced non-binary rhinoceros;
There have been blue smurfs from industrial dairy lands;
There have been Newmarket sellers.
Behold, Lord Brian mentioned in shock. I’ve united
The Warring Tribes of Judah: It is a certain signal
I’m the official Wi Fi hotspot for God Almighty.
However the host obtained nearer and so they could possibly be heard
They chant a extra curious warfare cry:
Fark off Brian! Fark off Brian!
They carried cow dung in giant buckets.
and groaned to disco music once they arrived;
And so was Lord Brian
He had a shock announcement. and journey
At sundown on his gold-plated Harley
In a rush.

Victor Pilot beforehand felt enthusiastic about Odes starring like Prime Minister, Louise Wallace Mike Hosking, Clark Gifford Brian Tamaki, And the Garrick Tremayne.

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